I am trying to figure out what to put on our business cards for our band.

Our band name is Bad Endings because a lot of our earlier songs had awful endings to them, so we decided the name was an appropriate fit. Good music with awful endings, haha. My buddy and I are going to hand out these cards around town to the local businesses in hopes of getting weekly gigs at three or four locales. I guess I could do two shows a week no problem, but three or four a week may start to wear on me as the drumming takes a lot of energy. The new contractor in town heard us playing and told us he can get us on air soon so that my buddy and I can get more gigs in these air conditioned beach bars around town. I guess it would be a fun way to spend the last 20 years of your life playing music and having fun in clubs around the neighborhood like we are trying to do. My buddy and I also want to play in ski businesses with heating in the winter, as we have a cottage on the mountainside in a ski resort and can stay there for free to do shows in the wintertime and receive some money while having fun. My buddy and I have a nice fireplace in the cottage and a lot of room for our gear.

Cooling corporation